Social situations continue to not be my forte. Fitting in is hard sometimes. There are people on this planet, who in order to fit in, need to buy two adjacent airplane seats. And there are others who feel the need to pay for two admission tickets to a wine tasting just to get two servings. I am of the latter. But given the high frequency of gewurzs and near-doux spumante last night, I'm certainly working my way toward burning off those residual United miles at a 2x rate.
For kids who wish to try this at home, fair warning: at the end of the night, there will be no chicken nuggets to satisfy the gnawings of a hungry heart. Apparently, whoever is in charge of Hong Kong McDonald's believes that at 4am, people wish to consume muffins. The only upside to returning home at that hour is that I can get to my front door without encountering any Save the Children assholes.
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